Phone Numbers

so i'm in college, i don't know if you've deduced this yet, but it's true. i am. and i don't know how dating works in college. there was this guy and he walked me home a few times and we stayed up till all hours of the night holding hands and stuff. but this week i saw him holding hands with a skank (pardon my french, this blog is rated R) so i guess that's over, or never happened i suppose. anywho, so today i said something absent-mindedly along the lines of "i need me a man" to which my friend Shelly jumped into the air and said "ooh! i have a friend named Randy! text him! you'll like him!" i've never texted a guy i didn't know before, except in high school as a random prank. so i did this and he and i are getting along, so i'm just saying now that if he and i ever ended up together, it's all because of a random sentence uttered out of sadness and boredom and a friends longing to be a match-maker.